Types of Wine Bottles

Mar 23, 2023

Alrighty, hold onto your corkscrews and buckle up, because we’re diving headfirst into the world of wine bottles!

Types of Wine Bottles…

When it comes to this fabulous fermented grape juice, the vessel in which it’s served can be just as important as the liquid inside. So, let’s pop the cork on some of the most common types of wine bottles.

Bordeaux Bottle

Bordeaux Bottle

The Bordeaux Bottle

First up, we have the standard Bordeaux bottle. This tall and slender beauty is named after the famous wine region in France and is typically used for red wines. It’s easy to spot thanks to its straight sides and high shoulders, which make it look like it’s always trying to show off its gains at the gym. Think of it as the Chad of wine bottles. It’s got that classic look and a bit of swagger, but sometimes you just want to hang out with something a little more laid back.


Burgundy Bottle

Burgundy Bottle

The Burgundy Bottle

Enter the Burgundy bottle. This little guy is wider and more squat than the Bordeaux and has sloping shoulders that make it look like it’s shrugging. It’s usually reserved for red wines from the Burgundy region of France (surprise!), but you might also see it used for Pinot Noir or Chardonnay. It’s like the wine bottle equivalent of a hipster, with its nonchalant attitude and tendency to break away from tradition. The dad bod of bottles.


Champagne Bottle

Champagne Bottle

The Champagne Bottle

The Champagne of wine

Then we have the Champagne bottle, which is about as extra as it gets. This bad boy is heavy, thick, and has a mushroom-shaped cork that’s practically begging to be popped. It’s also got a punt (that little indentation on the bottom), which some people say is for catching sediment, but we all know it’s just there to make the bottle look even fancier.


Alsace Wine Bottle

Alsace Wine Bottle

The Alsace Bottle

Ah, the Alsace wine bottle – SHE’S GORGEOUS, JUST LOOK AT HER!!! It’s like the sophisticated cousin of the regular wine bottle. With its slender shape and elegant label, it looks like it just stepped out of a fancy French vineyard. But don’t be fooled by its fancy exterior – this bottle knows how to party! One sip of its delicious contents and you’ll be dancing the cha-cha in no time. Just make sure you don’t get too carried away, or you might find yourself reciting Shakespearean sonnets to your empty glass.

Cheers to the Alsace wine bottle – it’s classy, sassy, and always up for a good time!


Nebuchadnezzar bottle

Nebuchadnezzar bottle

The Big Boys

Jeroboam, Methuselah, and Nebuchadnezzar Bottles

If you want to go even bigger, there are also jeroboam, methuselah, and nebuchadnezzar bottles. These are the monsters of the wine bottle world, holding anywhere from four to twenty times as much wine as a standard bottle. They’re like the SUVs of wine bottles – big, flashy, and not always practical, but damn impressive.


Foil Wrapped

Foil Wrapped

The Foil Wrap

And let’s not forget the foil wrap, which is basically the wine bottle’s version of a tuxedo. All this extravagance is fitting for a drink that’s often associated with celebrations, but let’s be real, sometimes you just want to drink Champagne out of a plastic cup and call it a day.


Wine Box

Wine Box

The Wine Box

Speaking of plastic cups, let’s move on to the humble box wine. Yes, it technically comes in a bag inside a cardboard box, but that bag has a spout, which means it’s still a type of bottle. Box wine may not be the most glamorous way to drink wine, but it’s certainly practical. You don’t have to worry about cork taint or oxidation, and you can get a decent amount of wine for a relatively low price. Plus, you can always pretend you’re at a frat party and chug it straight from the spout. No judgment here.


Screw Top Wine Bottle

Screw Top Wine Bottle

the Screw Top Wine Bottle

Last but not least, we have the screw-top bottle. Ah, the screw-top. The wine snob’s worst nightmare. But you know what? Screw-tops are convenient, they keep the wine fresh, and they’re a lot easier to open than a cork.

In conclusion, whether you prefer a Burgundy bottle, a Bordeaux bottle, or something in between, one thing is for sure: wine bottles come in all shapes and sizes, just like us humans. So, the next time you open a bottle of your favorite vintage, take a moment to appreciate the vessel that holds your precious elixir. And if you happen to accidentally knock over a bottle of Pinot Noir, don’t cry over spilled wine, just grab a straw and start sipping! Cheers to the wonderful world of wine and the bottles that hold it – may they never go out of style, or out of reach!